Easy way of becoming a sh*t talker or ignoring them
Have you ever been sh*t talked before?
Got mad at a guy who is just saying "gg ez" in the middle fo the game?
This article is....
All about how to be a sh*ttalker and how to ignore those mofos
So, you are playing a game you get mad cause someone is tilting you and you cant really focus cause of atleast ONE guy and you lose the game.... And you're even more mad.
I'm here to teach you the basics of how to be the talker guy and how to ignore them!
HOW TO BE ONE OF THEM!
1. When the game starts make sure you say "gl hud" which means "good luck hope you die".
not many people know about this but i hope it goes global.
2. In the middle of the game even if you are losing by 1 or 2 or even more just say "this game cant be easier" or "easiest game of my life" or if you are a lazy c*nt just type "ez game" or "2 ez" or "why ez get gut"
3. If you are playing a game like Rocket League or CS:GO make sure you find almost a full team of smurfs so its a win 95% of the time!
4. If you are losing by a lot and you said "ez" somewhere near the beginning just SHUT YO MOUTH or enemies can backfire quite big!
5. Be calm dont get nervous of what enemies say of your sh*t talking (except if the situation is like 4.)
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I think that'll be enough of how to be a sh*t talker now let's take a look on how to ignore those people its so ez dude...
HOW TO IGNORE SH*T TALKERS
1. To ignore these people you need to be chill but if they are really good at tilting you then you need some help
2. Just kidding, to be chill you just need to don't care about anything they say
3. Mute them ingame (if possible)
4. Backfire with some classic roasts like: "yeah like your mom last night", "you're adopted" etc, you can think of more im just giving examples
5. Try to communicate with them, sh*t talkers mostly like memes so try communicating with them through memes like this:
Let's say one of the enemy sh*t talker says "so ez" and they are winning just say "yeah damn it is ez was planning on recording and uploading this game on a porn site" or something like that use some memetastic typing to get them communicate with you and they will chill a bit with their sh*t talking, they will stop or they will continue easily
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Thats gonna be it i hope i helped somehow idk how tf would i help out someone with this but nevermind hope you like this, if you want more like this be sure to comment that and rate this article, peace! :D
So, you are playing a game you get mad cause someone is tilting you and you cant really focus cause of atleast ONE guy and you lose the game.... And you're even more mad.
I'm here to teach you the basics of how to be the talker guy and how to ignore them!
HOW TO BE ONE OF THEM!
1. When the game starts make sure you say "gl hud" which means "good luck hope you die".
not many people know about this but i hope it goes global.
2. In the middle of the game even if you are losing by 1 or 2 or even more just say "this game cant be easier" or "easiest game of my life" or if you are a lazy c*nt just type "ez game" or "2 ez" or "why ez get gut"
3. If you are playing a game like Rocket League or CS:GO make sure you find almost a full team of smurfs so its a win 95% of the time!
4. If you are losing by a lot and you said "ez" somewhere near the beginning just SHUT YO MOUTH or enemies can backfire quite big!
5. Be calm dont get nervous of what enemies say of your sh*t talking (except if the situation is like 4.)
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I think that'll be enough of how to be a sh*t talker now let's take a look on how to ignore those people its so ez dude...
HOW TO IGNORE SH*T TALKERS
1. To ignore these people you need to be chill but if they are really good at tilting you then you need some help
2. Just kidding, to be chill you just need to don't care about anything they say
3. Mute them ingame (if possible)
4. Backfire with some classic roasts like: "yeah like your mom last night", "you're adopted" etc, you can think of more im just giving examples
5. Try to communicate with them, sh*t talkers mostly like memes so try communicating with them through memes like this:
Let's say one of the enemy sh*t talker says "so ez" and they are winning just say "yeah damn it is ez was planning on recording and uploading this game on a porn site" or something like that use some memetastic typing to get them communicate with you and they will chill a bit with their sh*t talking, they will stop or they will continue easily
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Thats gonna be it i hope i helped somehow idk how tf would i help out someone with this but nevermind hope you like this, if you want more like this be sure to comment that and rate this article, peace! :D
woah some top level sheesh going on now
thank you for tips! very useful!!!
This is some top banter m8.
this is probably the best article on this page no cap
Im really thankful for this article. Its really helping me out so thatn you! Good job on writing it. U really did a great job here
Really a funny article..
Not sure if serious... Funny article though
well I just found that I am not one of them :D
Haha, love this article!
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