1 month ago
My name is shrek . I'm 69 years old. My house is in the northeast section of my swamp, where all the freshest maggots are, and I am married to fiona. I work as an employee for the shrek merch stores, and I get home every day by 420 PM at the latest. I smoke fat blunts, and I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 421 PM, and make sure I get forty hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm maggots and doing about sixty-nine minutes of stretches with fiona before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like an ogre baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were tons of issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm an ogre who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any villagers, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.