Smells Reviews - Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

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You have clicked on my article about Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator. And I want to explain the game to you and why you should buy it. It has 2,300+ reviews and is ranked at a smoking 9/10 on Steam with good reason. It is revolutionary to how CPU's work. It has such a great system that never fails to deliver the best of the insults. 
OH...SIR! THE INSULT SIMULATOR:

Hey there, I am SmellsNice and today I will be reviewing Oh...Sir! The Insult Sımulator. This game can only be described as the ultimate 19th Century insulting game. Its a 2D pixel game based around constructing insults. It is avaivable on Android, IOS, Windows, Nintendo Switch, Linux, Xbox One and Playstation 4. It stands at the cheap price of $1.99 and at that price its a must have for bored gamers.

THE BASIC MECHANICS

When you first enter you have two options to either insult a human or a CPU. I will be talking about the CPU part for now.



When you click on "Insult your CPU!" you will see 3 choices. I will briefly explain them to you down below.

Learn to insult:

When you first enter the game I suggest you check this out since it will help you tremendously. First steps teach you the basics and the proficiency is to sharpen that tongue to beat the nastiest enemies.



Instant Argument:

Instant argument is where you can fights against a random CPU with your prefered character in a scenario you choose. This is great if you dont want to play the whole tournament or if you want to just have a quick round of sweet insulting.



Tournament:

Now this spills the real tea. It has 5 scenarios varying from a simple customer and seller arguement in a pet shop to you insulting god. It has variety and I find myself coming back to this every time to the tournament to try to unlock new characters or get a victory with all my current characters.



THE GAMEPLAY:

When you enter a match you will be greeted with a bunch of words to construct sentences from. Try to make sure your grammar is correct and try to use keywords such as "your son" back to back to get a multiplier. Also various characters have various weaknesses such as the "Grisha" character being extra sensitive to communism and Russia. Try to learn these and make sure you use them correctly. Also some sentences can be extra rude and hurt the enemy more. There will be a list of things that affect the sentence below,

Combos - Try to use the same insult simultaneously for extra harm.
Sentence Structure - Selecting a fragment that doesn’t fit will result in the loss of damage, weak insults deal less damage. Aim for a rude and embarassing sentence.
Length - The longer the insult, the more harmful it is.
Character Weaknesses - Each character is weak to particular words associated with topics.



FINAL WORDS:

This game is one of the best simulators you can find on the market. Its fun, simple, well designed and most importantly its cheaper than water. It literally costs $1.99 and I think you should be ablo to afford it too. And it can provide you with endless hours of fun in the tournament of you can insult players online if you wish to. My rating for this is a big 9/10.

Thanks for the feedback man. Much appreciated.

What do you mean man?

Thanks anyways

Working on a new one

good article keep going

thanks to all of you

no problem

just few minor spelling errors, i would advise to rectify them before you submit - spelling of available here: "It is avaivable on Android, IOS, Windows, Nintendo Switch, Linux, Xbox One and Playstation 4." Also change fights to fight here: "Instant argument is where you can fights against a random CPU with your prefered character in a scenario you choose." Oh and capitalize 'G' in God.....and then should be good to go!

oh and preferred has two r's

Well nice but some spelling error and grammatical error.

will keep those in mind

kinda rushed it but still it turned out nice

insult simulator is fancy but we need an extreme ver.